The Reductionist

……….Dateline: Planet Earth…….June……..28………..2022……..19:45EDT…………Dateline:

I’m happy to announce a new political party.

The Reduction Party.

Our only platform is

(Add your issue here_____________________.)

“Just Stop” is our campaign slogan

(suggestions welcome)

We are not concerned with local problems.

Don’t ask and we won’t lie.

We plan to run for President of the Planet

“King Hottentot, boss of the world.”

Globalize this!

If nominated we refuse to run.

If elected we refuse to serve.

Don’t send money. Send gold, platinum, palladium, rhodium, selected precious stones and no effin crypto.

I’m Henry West and I don’t approve this message.

Paid for Not.

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